Merciless interrogator Dr. Teal has been brought in to lead the latest round of brutal questioning after a tip from a well known scrapbook gallery lead to the abduction of a “Mr. Wow!” Allegations link “Mr. Wow!” to a ‘cutting edge’ scrapbook website offering free digital scrapbook kits and other digital freebies.
Below is an excerpt of the session between Mr. Wow! and Dr. Teal:
Dr. Teal: Let me get something straight. Who is giving away this free digi stuff?
Mr. Wow: Yes.
Dr. Teal: No, the person’s name.
Mr. Wow: Who.
Dr. Teal: Who is giving away this free digital stuff?
Mr. Wow: That’s correct.
Dr. Teal: I’m asking YOU who’s giving away this free digital scrapbook stuff.
Mr. Wow: That’s the person’s name.
Dr. Teal: That’s who’s name?
Mr. Wow: Yes.
Dr. Teal: Look, all I’m trying to find out is what’s the person’s name giving away the huge bundle of free digital scrapbook kits and stuff.
Mr. Wow: No. What is giving away a scrapbook.
Dr. Teal: I’m not asking you who’s giving away a scrapbook.
Mr. Wow: Who’s giving away free digital scrapbook kits.
Dr Teal: One free scrapbook thing at a time.
Mr. Wow: Well don’t change the people around.
Dr. Teal: I’m not changing anybody!
Mr. Wow: Take it easy buddy, you’re going to lose a few layers.
Dr. Teal: I’m only asking you, who’s the person giving away the free digital scrapbook kits and stuff.
Mr. Wow: That’s right.
Dr. Teal: Alright then, when is the free digital scrapbook stuff being given away.
Mr. Wow: No. When is giving away a free scrapbook membership.
Dr. Teal: I’m not asking you who’s giving away a free scrapbook membership.
Mr. Wow: Who is giving away free digital scrapbook kits.
Dr. Teal: That’s what I’m asking, who is giving away the free stuff.
Mr. Wow: That’s right.
Dr. Teal: Look, I get my photos out, I want to do some scrapbooking, I check my email and I see an email about who is giving away free digital scrapbook kits.
Mr. Wow: Now that’s the first thing that you’ve said right.
Dr. Teal: I don’t even know what I’m talking about.
Mr. Wow: That’s all you have to do.
Dr. Teal: Is check my email to see who is giving away free scrapbook kits and stuff.
Mr. Wow: Yes!
Dr. Teal: Now I know who?
Mr. Wow: Obviously.
Dr. Teal: Obviously?
Mr. Wow: Obviously.
Dr. Teal: So I check my email and I see Obviously is giving away free stuff.
Mr. Wow: No. Who is giving away free scrapbook stuff.
Dr. Teal: Obviously.
Mr. Wow: That’s it.
Dr. Teal: That’s what I said!
Mr. Wow: You ask me.
Dr. Teal: Who is giving away free digital scrapbook stuff?
Mr. Wow: Obviously.
Dr. Teal: Now you ask me.
Mr. Wow: Who is giving away free digital scrapbook stuff?
Dr. Teal: Obviously.
Mr. Wow: That’s it.
Dr. Teal: Wow! Same as you. Same as YOU! I see who is giving away free digital scrapbook kits. What is giving away a free scrapbook. And free stuff is being given away by Obviously - I don’t know. When? I ask. And you say he’s giving away a membership. Because why? Wow! Now, I don’t give a scrap! Just give me the whereabouts of the free stuff!
Mr. Wow: What?
Dr. Teal: I said I don’t give a scrap! Just give me the whereabouts of the free stuff!
Mr. Wow: That’s different. Whereabouts is giving away something even more valuable than the others.
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